Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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your mother

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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