What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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guess what what that wasnt it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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