- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It says so on your cap.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Basically

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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