- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

My mom

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

Testicles.

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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