- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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