- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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