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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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