- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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