- Anti Joke

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken