- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

Poop

Youre mom is so dead...

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

its funny cuz i laughed!

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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