Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

oooh look a banshee

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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