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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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