- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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