A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Yo momma so fat you have aids

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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