What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

I'm hungry.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

why dont they make black forks

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

hey John will you make some copies

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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