Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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