A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Turkey Balls

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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