- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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