Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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arena football

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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anus

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Daym im romantic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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