- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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