- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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