- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

I dont have a girlfriend

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

Sammi suck kyles chode

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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