who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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