A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Your Mum is soo fat.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Yo momma so fat you have aids

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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