Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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