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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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