- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Church.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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