Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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OOOOPPS /

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ur gay

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Anti Joke

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