Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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Homonyms should be band.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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women's rights

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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Anti Joke

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