A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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dead dibbs

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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8--------------------- penis

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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