Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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Buzi vagy!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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