yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Anti Joke

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