A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Heskey time.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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