- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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