knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

What's the difference between a lamp?

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

shut up kobe!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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