How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Yock

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Anti Joke

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