- Anti Joke

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What do you call a black man? Black

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Anthony sucks

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Women's rights.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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