- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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