- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

The lion swallowed his pride.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What comes after 69? 70

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