What happen? Idk...

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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I had a submarine.... once

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Homo say what?

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