- Anti Joke

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

The lion swallowed his pride.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"