Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

the love boat

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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