- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.