What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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