- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

Testicles.

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

Hello

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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