- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

Testicles.

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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