Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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