- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

a jew walks out of a furnace

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

womens rights

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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