- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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