Yo momma so fat you have aids

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Your Mum is soo fat.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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