A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

What did death say to life? Go die

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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