What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Today is March 22.

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Koalas mum is a slut

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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You will not press the like button.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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So this farmer had theses two amazingly fast horses, one named slokey and the other pokey. They would run in the pasture and bring many people to watch. So one day this man says hey, you should enter them in the county derby. So he does and the whole race its slokey, pokey slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. So after the farmer collects his prize money a man walks up and says, hey those horses are pretty fast, you should enter them in the state derby. So he loads his horses up to the capital and prepares them. When the gates open slokey and pokey dash out of the gate. The whole race its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After all the press conferences a man says, hey you should enter those horses in the kentucky derby. So the farmer enters them and drives down to kentucky. The gates open and the whole time its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After the press meetings a man says hey you should enter your horses in the european derby. The farmer says no, im going to retire my horses. One fall afternoon pokey says to slokey, man, i wish i could have won a single race. So they race around the huge pasture and the whole way its slokey, pokey, slokey pokey, and pokey wins by a nose! All the farm animals go crazy and the farm dog says "congratulations pokey you finally won!" And pokey says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!"

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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