- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

What's a good joke? Not this one.

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