Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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women's rights

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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