- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

A man makes a sandwich.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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