why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Youre mom is so dead...

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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