- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Liverpool City Football Club

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Christianity

Knock knock What?

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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