what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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the bible

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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