I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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Cancer.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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