How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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