What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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