What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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womens rights

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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