- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Continents are large islands.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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