What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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