A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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