What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Cancer.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

If i open this door you can go trough it

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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