- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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