yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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