Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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Of course, first door on your left

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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