Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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Racial equality.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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