Well... At that time everyone expected that the only people that knew hypnosis where either "born with the gift from the stars" or was some old beard man that spent "hundreds of years in the mountains".or a wizard or a shamanic priest, or well some guy in a particular stupid suit of sorts, it increased its potency simple as that, as having people stare at me and laugh because "You are not some beardy guru master" is a pretty bad start for the effective use of mass hypnosis. Mono-ideoism actually just means really concentrated focus on a single object or state of mind, the thing about the name (aside from sounding kinda mono-idiotic) is that strong focus alone does NOT lead to a state of relaxation which is one of the prime requirements to achieve a state of trance, I mean try focusing on something really hard and your body produces a huge amount of beta waves, aka stress. All of that is bullshit, but my horrible childhood did leave me with the "gift" to space out pretty quickly, so I learned it pretty fast without really knowing what it was at first.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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Stealth baseballs record

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Corn Muffins

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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