A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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