- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

david weres the slug gone

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

European on my shoes, buddy.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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