A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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Wanna here a good joke?

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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