- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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