A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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