- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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