roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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