True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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