- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What can fly? Lots of things

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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