- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

I regret everything.....

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

What's a joke? Funny

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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