- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

Where's my tractor?

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

I'm rick james bitch

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Amazing

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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