- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

who is awesome? no one...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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