- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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