What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Do your parents know you're gay?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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