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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

How old are you? 7

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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