- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

A black student graduated High School

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

watch me nae nae

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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