Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

You're tall.

That is so fetch

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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