Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Poop.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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