Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Kyle grund parker coffey

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

Black people are the scum of the earth

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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