whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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