Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

That is so fetch

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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